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28 aprile 2022

Billy for Brontosaur


Laura Dern playing Ellie Sattler (2022) who cosplays Ellie Sattler (1993) is the definitive proof of how low the Hollywood fanservice lobotomy has pushed any attempt to create something new and original in these movies.

I've lost any hope for something original, innovative, astonishing or even simply unexpected in this franchise warped into a mere self-referential easter egg machine.